Normally on this blog I post recipes, but this recipe isn’t a dish you can eat, this is different. This is a recipe for true love.
There are no exact ingredients for true love, it just comes together perfectly. It’s like Magic. You can’t expect anything either, you just have to know in your heart that it will happen, just like in The Secret. That’s exactly what happened to me when I went to community college and met my wonderful Hubby. We were both in the same introduction to arithmetic class for special students. It was a night class with only a handful of attendees. Some how because of fate, one night a man sat next to me, and that’s when I noticed he was a football player for the campus football team. He looked so big and strong, I started to get a tingly feeling in my stomach. I pretended to accidentally drop my pencil, and blushed when he picked it up and handed it to me — that’s just my gentleman test 😉 He introduced himself to me, his name was Devontius.
Anyway, next night we had class I showed up early and sat in the same exact place, waiting for him. All of the other students came in and sat down, and so did the teacher. Class started, but Devontius was missing! I quietly started to panic on the inside. Then the door swung open and he came in, all sweaty from a long football practice, with his jersey on and a football clenched in his hand. The teacher stood up from his desk and yelled at him for being late again, but Devontius slapped him across the face and called him a bitch before he could finish. The teacher ran out of the class and headed down the hall to summon campus security. Meanwhile, Devontius looked at me and asked me if I wanted to come with him. Of course I said YES! A real man knows when to seize the moment. We ran in the opposite direction together, and he led me into the ladies restroom. We hid in a stall, quietly for a few hours, waiting for the whole situation to cool down. We could hear men running around in the hallway outside with their loud walky-talkies blasting — they were looking for Devontius. I was getting scared, but Devontius put his big black hand over my mouth and calmly smiled. Then a few minutes later I heard him unzip his pants, and he bent me over the toilet. He dropped the football he had in his hand as he started pounding me in the butt. While he was busy putting it in my butt, I asked him if he was wearing a condom and he donkey-punched me Ouch. Once he did that, I knew it was a rape attempt!! I started to scream and he put my head in the toilet to try to drown me! Luckily campus security heard me scream!!!
They burst into the ladies restroom and saw the football lying on the floor of the stall I was being raped in. Devontius shoved my head back into the toilet and flushed it. I thought I was going to die! Anyway, he knew the jig was up. With his pants still down, he kicked open the door of the stall, grabbed the football and threw it at the security guards. What an asshole!! I guess he knew he was going to jail anyway. The police were also there and they dragged him away in handcuffs. I don’t understand how such a handsome, well to do young man could have turned out to be such a rotten sick asshole, oh well. Anyway, after they dragged Devontius away, my teacher came to my rescue and pulled my head out of the toilet. He wrapped a blanket around me and asked me if I was ok. I was cryin’, but I held onto him, and next thing I knew, a few months later, I walked down the aisle with him and we got married! I love my Hubby! ❤ ❤ ❤
Love just happens.